What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are white women so overly emotional?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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